Til Death: Reanimated - general-lorae

Rhys ｡.ﾟ+ 11/3/2022 12:10 AM

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the sun beams down on your face, if it is a sun in this gloomy planet. It pisses you off more than anything. You have built up your cave using some preset wall options in the menu. You are getting close to the first gate, you don't know where it'll take you, but you are fairly sure you are going to ignore it. After all, fuck the rules. You just want power.

Your scythe is stained with THE BLOOD OF YOUR SLUG VICTIMS. The sight of them disgusts you, but they are gone now, mostly. You are searching for any other inhabitants in this place, you've SCALED THE ECHELADDER pretty quickly. You are now a NEW YEAR SLIME, and you have 473,222 BOONDOLLARS. you alchemized a portable alchemiter, it's called a "Alchemputer", or something. What would you do on your way to seek civilization?

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nothing has come to mind. So you decide to alchemize some things

10:39 AM

KEYSEI'S SNAIL SHELL || BAG

you alchemized up ROOMY SHELL, has compartments.

10:40 AM

ALCHEMPUTER || ROOMY SHELL

you alchemized up PORTABLE ALCHEMSHELL

Alchemize NARRATOR COMPUTER && PORTABLE ALCHEMESHELL.

NARRATOR COMPUTER && PORTALBLE ALCHEMSHELL

you alchemized up THE ROBOTIC CONCH SHELL. You put it on, it fits like a gem. You feel like a robotic genius.

10:44 AM

what else should you alchemize?

You have X5 broken swords X1 tomato X8 cucumbers X1 victims beanie X1 slug slasher scythe X1 Book of Snail History (scratched off and written false) X1 Necronomicon

NECRONOMICON && BROKEN SWORD

you alchemized up THE EYEMANCER. its cool, but maybe use it on your scythe instead.

SLUG SLASHER && NECRONOMICON

You alchemized up the NECROSCYTHE. it emits screams of the damned.

10:54 AM

you equip it as your specibus, and start to move along

10:55 AM

you decide to slime your session-mate

you stop sliming your session-mate, and decide to respond to this fucking slug

-- highwayDoom [HD] started sliming allmightyExtinction [AE] at 14:02 --

HD: HEY ASS hat
HD: SO YOU ARE THE HUMANS SESSION-mate??
HD: WHO ARE you??
HD: PRETTY SURE NO OTHER SLUG GOT THEIR HANDS ON A SBURB disc
HD: HELLO?? hi??
HD: ANSWER ME asshole
HD: ARE YOU ANOTHER species??
AE: YES TECHN1CALLY//
AE: ONE YOUR K1ND K1LLED OFF A LONG WH1LE AGO//
HD: ARE YOU A slug??
AE: NO//
HD: ARE YOU a
HD: ARE YOU A snail?
AE: : )//
AE: MAYBE 1 AM//
AE: OR A MART1AN//
AE: MAYBE AN OLD ONE//
AE: MAYBE EVEN A DEMON!!!!//
AE: OR 1 COULD BE THE LAST FUCK1NG SNA1L ON PLANET UBUU//
HD:
HD: I HEARD stories
HD: YOUR RACE KILLED EACH OTHER off
HD: YOU WOULDNT STOP FIGHTING WITH ONE another
AE: THOSE STOR1ES ARE F1CT1ON//
AE: YOU ARE D1STRACT1NG ME FROM MY M1SS1ON//
AE: STOP SL1M1NG ME SALT SN1FFER//
HD: >: (

 -- allmightyExtinction [AE] ceased sliming highwayDoom [HD] --

PR1CK//

5:07 PM

you continue to walk through the sand. Eerily you feel a rumble underneath, but you disregard it.

NEXT

you are fighting a boss, you didnt know this shit was in sburb, maybe its exclusive to you but you are currently fighting a MASSIVE SAND WORM.

6:16 PM

youve been knocked down after it grazed you, this is frustrating you.

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

swing: 1d20 (19) Total: 19

you get a CLEAN gash into the worm, it screeches in pain

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

THRUST: 1d20 (19) Total: 19

the worm thrusts itself at you

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

dodge: 1d20 (4) Total: 4

you try to jump out of the way but you were too slow, it slams directly into you

6:18 PM

4/168 HP.

6:20 PM

GET UP.

6:20 PM

[S] Keysei: Show your royal status.

6:20 PM

https://soundcloud.com/legoleader139/lisa-the-pointless-phone-crew-100-degree-damage-ginser-version?ref=clipboard&p=a&c=0&si=8b853e86e5934cd6a2752a0ec5105903&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

6:22 PM

you are standing in front of the massive sand worm. Youve only scratched it. You. are furious

+ANGER BUFF +SPEED BOOST +ATK BOOST

the sand worm screeches, and throws itself at you

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

Result: 1d20 (6) Total: 6

you attempt to dodge

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

dodge (SPEED BOOST BONUS): 1d20 (9) + 50 Total: 59

you jolt out of the way, you spin your scythe and take a swing

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

SLASH + ATK BUFF + ANGER BUFF: 1d20 (6) + 50 + 20 Total: 76

you stab your scythe within the sand worm, and proceed to slide down its body as it comes out of the sand.

6:25 PM

you eyes glow with a greenish glow, as you wave your hands around. Something emerges from the sand

6:27 PM

vines wrap around and melt away to show 30 SLAIN IMPS, 2 SLAIN OGRES, AND 1 SLAIN MARBLED IMP. You have unlocked "SOUL REAPING"

(SOUL REAPING - SUMMONS SLAIN FOES TO FIGHT FOR YOU)

@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+

MINION ATTACK: 33d20 (16, 5, 19, 13, 9, 9, 10, 1, 16, 11, 5, 2, 15, 13, 8, 2, 1, 3, 20, 5, 5, 17, 18, 13, 15, 13, 4, 7, 11, 7, 10, 5, 3) Total: 311

all the minions go to finish off the sand worm, it is torn to shreds as it explodes, turning into a shit ton of grist.

6:29 PM

you sit down, tired, and chug some CUCUMBER WATER.

6:29 PM

you are now fully healed.

6:29 PM

FLASH END.

you've arrived at civilization. It's full of scorpions, you buy some stuff from them with your BOONDOLLARS.

5:32 PM

you are getting close to your denizens lair.

you are getting pretty tired. Should you sleep?

Yes

you fall asleep in one of your consorts little dens.

you awake, with a plan set.

4:22 PM

you get up as you start to head towards your quest bed, you take a scorpion along with you.

4:23 PM

you sneak past the event trigger border, so you skip the entire fight with your denizen. You head towards your quest bed, you climb atop it, release the scorpion, lay down, and wait

4:26 PM

you take out your scythe, and swing it up in the air after waiting a bit, it should be around the perfect time for you to proceed.

4:27 PM

it swirls around in the sky, it's the first time you wished for sweet death

4:27 PM

it slashes right into your chest. You gasp, as lime blood pours from your chest and mouth.

[S] Bilk: Rise.

(edited)

4:31 PM

https://youtu.be/upRmDHMcREg

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your body contorts and shakes, you feel the dread filling your body. DOOM, fills your body and soul.

4:33 PM

you've done it, you've cheated your way to victory

4:34 PM

you shake, as you dawn a bandana, a dark green hoodie, the hood extending feet on end.

4:34 PM

your boots turn green, as your pants become comfier, but agile. They tuck within the power of your boots.

4:35 PM

you have god tiered, you will not have to suffer that purplish nightmare anymore.

4:35 PM

you are flying, as you grab your newfound scythe. It merges with your aspect. You, are a Bilk of Doom.

4:36 PM

you head towards your first gate, you blast through the air, you are not flying anymore, you are simply jumping through the air at high velocities

4:43 PM

you enter the first ring. Transporting you to #general-earth

FLASH END.